The Real Story about Palin’s Hypocrisy and TLC and Discovery Channel can be found on Sarah Palin’s Alaska… But last time I checked, Alaska belonged to America and the People of Alaska, not that Lying, Money Grabbing, Quitter, Wannabe Journalist, Wannabe Politician Hypocrite Sarah Palin.
Anyway this true to life comical story has been making the rounds in the posting comments and I revised it for Sarah Palin’s Alaska…
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised TLC I would meet them an hour ago for my reality show, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Democrat!”
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”
The man smiles and responds, “You must be Sarah Palin.”
“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”
TLC Shame On You and Shame on your Desire to Promote this Toxic Witch who tried to destroy the last great pristine wilderness left in this country and to hurt the people who live there for the sake of money and ratings. TLC for you to promote this lying wilderness hypocrite makes you the worst kind of hypocrite.
If WE DO NOT Vote and Send these Nut Jobs Packing… We will NOT Prevent the Country from Spiraling into the Abyss… Send a Clear Message that the GOOD, Hard Working People of this country will not sit idly by while these moronic, extreme, right wing, religious, racist creeps flush this country down the toilet.
Replay, Restart, Rejuvenate the November that made History!
In November 2008 the REAL People took this country back from the War Mongering, Big Business, Big Oil, Lying Right Wing Republicans and saved this country from complete failure. When these pathetic dipsticks got their asses kicked they started a viral, racist assault against President Obama calling him every name in the book, claiming he wasn’t a US Citizen, That he was born in Kenya Africa, oh and I love this one… President Obama is a Muslim! SO WHAT if he was, but he isn’t. Just where in the US Constitution does it state the President of the United States is required to be a Christian or any religious faith for that matter? It doesn’t!
Fear Mongering = GOP = Tea Party
The Sore Losers LOST and they cannot stand it. They cannot stand that there is a Black Man in the White House and to hide their racism they use tactics lie Birth Certificates, Communism, and Socialism and anything that they cannot understand to instill fear into the weak minded. These Dolts like Christine O’Donnell spew lying Bullshit that is so far over their head if they looked up Killer Whales would be swimming over their head.
Here is a perfect example. Watch Ms. Witch O’Donnell talk about President Obama assigning Czars in his administration…
In the United States, the informal political term “czar” is employed in media and popular usage to refer to high-level officials who oversee a particular policy. There have never been any U.S. government offices with the title “czar”, but various governmental officials have sometimes been referred to by the nickname “czar” rather than their actual title.
The earliest known use of the term for a U.S. government official was in the administration of Franklin Roosevelt (1933–1945), during which twelve positions were so described. The term was revived, mostly by the press, to describe officials in the Nixon and Ford administrations. Subsequently, until the George W. Bush administration (2001–2009), the term was little used except in reference to the “drug czar.”
The habit of using “czar” to refer to an administration official dates back at least to President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Presidents who have assigned Czars:
Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson, Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama.
Just for the Record for all these Pathetic Tea Bagger Followers, George W. Bush assigned 35 Czars. Here is an example of some of the Czars and who assigned them:
Drug Czar – Richard Nixon & Gerald Ford & Ronald Regan, Energy Czar – Richard Nixon, Faith-Based Czar – George W. Bush, Food Czar – Franklin Roosevelt, Housing Czar – Harry Truman, Climate Czar – Bill Clinton, AIDs Czar – Barack Obama.
Open Your Mouth… Insert Both Feet!
So according to ALL these Airhead Tea Baggers, we here in the USA have been living under Russian Rule since 1933. Do you Dip Sticks feel Stupid Yet?
These Right Wing Extreme Nut Cases wouldn’t recognized the US Constitution if it was placed under their noses.
Well the Wasilla Hillbilly of the North came to the South to Spew her Hick Lingo on the Poor Saps who paid this moron $100,000 to do nothing more than to prove she still has the ability to create new words for the English language. Do you soggy dip shits like the idea of shelling out that kind of money to not only a tax fraud, but a Hillbilly Moron who feels her Folksy new words will somehow make their way into the the Merriam Webster Dictionary… You know like:
“How’s that hopey-changey stuff workin’ out for you?”
And even as bad as this is… Here is the Coup de Gras…
Check out this Video… The Toilet Paper Tea Baggers’ fearless leader is using Crib Notes Inked on the palm of her hand!!! Yes! You Heard Right! Now we know why she does not like Press to attend her events… We know why she jumped around to several colleges to finally get a pathetic degree in Journalism… She was probably caught cheating on her tests and just jumped to another school… Once a Cheat… Always a Cheat!
This single discovery will give the Late Night Comedians fodder for the next three years, and I smell a SNL skit on this one… Watch the Video.
So How do you Toilet Paper Tea Baggers feel now after giving this Ditz $100,000? This has to be the ultimate fleecing of America and of course she states that she did not do this for the money… You LIE! If that were the truth, you should have given the money back or donated it to charity.