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Palin Stupidity

Palin’s Alaska from Above

Palin Sneak Peak

The TLC/Discovery Hypocrisy

The Real Story about Palin’s Hypocrisy and TLC and Discovery Channel can be found on Sarah Palin’s Alaska… But last time I checked, Alaska belonged to America and the People of Alaska, not that Lying, Money Grabbing, Quitter, Wannabe Journalist, Wannabe Politician Hypocrite Sarah Palin.

Anyway this true to life comical story has been making the rounds in the posting comments and I revised it for Sarah Palin’s Alaska…

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised TLC I would meet them an hour ago for my reality show, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Democrat!”

“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”

The man smiles and responds, “You must be Sarah Palin.”

“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”

TLC Shame On You and Shame on your Desire to Promote this Toxic Witch who tried to destroy the last great pristine wilderness left in this country and to hurt the people who live there for the sake of money and ratings. TLC for you to promote this lying wilderness hypocrite makes you the worst kind of hypocrite.

Tea Party Constitution

The Constitution Thumpers

Isn’t it amazing how these Pathetic  and Moronic and utterly Stupid Tea Baggers continually insist that their Constitutional Rights are being violated by President Obama and the Democrats. Well the Truth is, these imbeciles haven’t got the first clue about the Constitution nor about the United States government.

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Case in Point Number 1

United States Code Title 4 Chapter 1 Section 3

Any person who,  in any manner, for exhibition or display, shall place or cause to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing, or any advertisement of any nature upon any flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America; or shall expose or cause to be exposed to public view any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign upon which shall have been printed, painted, or otherwise placed, or to which shall be attached, appended, affixed, or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, or drawing, or any advertisement of any nature; or who,  shall manufacture, sell, expose for sale, or to public view, or give away or have in possession for sale, or to be given away or for use for any purpose, any article or substance being an article of merchandise, or a receptacle for merchandise or article or thing for carrying or transporting merchandise, upon which shall have been printed, painted, attached, or otherwise placed a representation of any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign, to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark, or distinguish the article or substance on which so placed shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $100 or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, in the discretion of the court.

So with the USA Flag Code and watching this Video it appears that Ms Hot Shot Squealing Voice Palin desecrated a United States Flag right on Video

Oh and By the By All You Pathetic Tea Baggers wearing the American Flag as shirts and hats at your stupid protests are in complete violation of the United States Flag Code!

Case In Point Number 2

According to Palin, O’Donnell and the rest of their uninformed Baggers, the “Separation of Church and State” is not in the Constitution. And of course their reasons are that they want “Creationism” taught in Public Schools.

First of all you Numbskulls here is the First Section of the First Amendment to the Constitution…

Ratified December 15, 1791 First Amendment
“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

Creationism is the religious belief that humanity, life, the Earth, and the universe are the creation of a supernatural being. However, the term is more commonly used to refer to religiously motivated rejection of certain biological processes, in particular much of evolution, as an explanation accounting for the history, diversity, and complexity of life on earth.

Public Schools = State/Loca­l/Governme­nt run schools…

Creationism = Religious belief in the creation of Humanity

Hence teaching Creationism in Public Schools violates the First Amendment to the Constitution specific to Separation of Church and State.

Please Stay Tuned for more on this Constitution debacle by the Retarded Right.

“Another Bunch Bites the Dust…”

Endorsed by Stupid Palin

How’s that Hopey, Endorsey, Thingy Workn’ out for Ya?

Oh Ms. Palin… Can it Be? Your Political Endorsements dropping like like flies on a hot summer day? I’m shocked! I thought your Political Endorsements were Golden? But then again chocolate coins are wrapped in golden tin foil which is certainly a great metaphor in this case.

So Let us see the mounting toll shall we?

  • Karen Handel – Georgia
  • Bob McConnell – Colorado
  • “Mama Grizzly” CeCe Heil – Tenneessee
  • Todd Tiahrt – Kansas
  • Cecile Bledsoe – Arkansas
  • Angela McGlowan – Mississippi
  • Vaughn Ward – Idaho
  • Tim Burns – Pennsylvania
  • Doug Hoffman – New York

Ms. Palin, Endorsement Losses are reaching epidemic proportions with you don’t Ya’ Think? Maybe you should be trying a new line of work, LOL!

I found your new Theme Song, but don’t worry, there is always 2012!