The TLC/Discovery Hypocrisy
The Real Story about Palin’s Hypocrisy and TLC and Discovery Channel can be found on Sarah Palin’s Alaska… But last time I checked, Alaska belonged to America and the People of Alaska, not that Lying, Money Grabbing, Quitter, Wannabe Journalist, Wannabe Politician Hypocrite Sarah Palin.
Anyway this true to life comical story has been making the rounds in the posting comments and I revised it for Sarah Palin’s Alaska…
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised TLC I would meet them an hour ago for my reality show, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, “You must be a Democrat!”
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answers the balloonist, “everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’re not much help to me.”
The man smiles and responds, “You must be Sarah Palin.”
“I am, replies the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.”